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1st December, 2005. 2:34 pm. Quiz About Me

So you thought you knew all there was to know about me... Put it to the test: http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051201142358-377726


Current mood: Totally Knarly.

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29th November, 2005. 3:46 pm. So Dark....


Current mood: Radical.

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15th November, 2005. 11:54 am. Getting Personal

Please don't judge me...




Current mood: vulnerable.

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8th November, 2005. 9:47 am. My Hero - - - Teen Wolf

Coaching tips for how to "guard" Teen Wolf. (thanks Brendan)

You can't stop him.  You can only hope to contain him.

He'll blow by you every time!

Even if you triple team him!.

You can only watch as he dismantles your defense.

...And dunks all over that ass, biotch!

Dipsey-doo, dunkaroo!


Not only will he embarass you on the court.  He'll take your girl home after the game....Because he's an ANIMAL! 



Current mood: Awesome.

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3rd November, 2005. 11:40 am. Clash of the Titans!

Yes!  I found some sweet websites with random facts about Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.  Check them out.


Some facts about Chuck Norris:

The only thing stronger than kevlar are vests woven out of Chuck Norris' chest hair.

The soft drink beverage known as Mountain Dew is actually made entirely of Chuck Norris' urine. When you look at it through a microscope, you can see billions of microscopic Chucks, all waiting to roundhouse kick the shit out of your sperm.

Chuck Norris once destroyed an entire village during a drunken brawl, killing over 345 people. Feeling bad, he used his native american mind powers to rebuild the village and return its inhabitants to life.

Chuck Norris wears pants made of genuine leprechauns. Said leprechauns we obtained from various excursions while Norris was on delta force missions. Most of the little green men were killed by roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris once fought 43 midgets and a lion on Pay Per View. After slaughtering the midgets Chuck Norris could not destroy the lion since it was his biological father.

Chuck Norris began the Church of England in 1799, back when his nickname was "England".

Chuck Norris is actually the undefeated champion of the popular Japanese television show, "Iron Chef". His secret ingredient: love

If you shaved off Chuck Norris' beard, you would find a tatoo of an identical beard underneath.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented the moon. Twice!

Chuck Norris once broke the internet, but then he fixed it with his enormous wang.

Don't say anything bad about Chuck Norris if you're near a lake, river, pond or marsh; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.

Chuck Norris once ate a sofa and crapped out a loveseat and an armchair.

Chuck Norris can play the bongo drums with his hands behind his back. He accomplishes this by leaning over them really close and flexing his pecs. The sweet rhythms he produces are the most potent form of aphrodisiac known to man.

Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells. This is the reason why 5 prostitutes have been found D.O.A. with their face blown off in Texas.

Some Facts about Vin Diesel:

Babies aren't delivered by the stork. They're actually fired into people's homes by a cannon operated by Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another


Vin Diesel doesn't eat salad. He eats entire trees.

Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets it's wings torn off by Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel loved the world so much, he gave us his only son, Superman.

In the pilot episode of 'Cheers', the entire cast was played by Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel adds razor blades to his protein shakes.

Closed-captioning is actually typed by Vin Diesel in real time.

Vin Diesel thinks in haiku

Vin Diesel's favorite cut of meat is Hobo Flank Steak.

Vin Diesel lives in every man's refrigerator just to turn the light on when it is opened. For entertainment Vin Diesel arm-wrestles the arm pictured on "Arm and Hammer" baking soda. The loser then must keep the refrigerator fresh until death. Vin Diesel never loses this epic battle.

Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

When Vin Diesel wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest housepet, then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house

The 5 Ds of Dodgeball are in fact: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Diesel.

Freddy Kreuger has nightmares about Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel once tossed his hotdog down the Halls of Montezuma and it touched the sides! With GUSTO!


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1st November, 2005. 3:28 pm. Oh Yeaahh!!!

Group Hug is the greatest site ever!  I have to stop reading it or I will get fired soon.  Here are the best entries of the day (thanks OJ for contributing):








Current mood: Stupendous.

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31st October, 2005. 4:02 pm. Almost forgot the BEST one yet...


Enjoy, bitches!

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31st October, 2005. 3:15 pm. ¿Donde estan, bitches?

Ok.  I'm still boycotting LiveJournal...but I had to cross the picketlines to mention my latest obsession:   Group Hug

group hug // anonymous online confessions

It's the coolest site!  Here are some of my favorites:



Current mood: glorious.

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14th October, 2005. 2:29 pm. Okay

Obiously I'm doing nothing today. I'm thinking of getting some pets for our house. True, we can barely take care of ourselves, but I think some pets would really help us.



Current mood: weird.

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14th October, 2005. 11:26 am. RoadTrip

Sean John wanted me to ask people if they were interested in taking a little road trip?



Oooh ookoo koo ku ku-ku-koooo  Oooh ookoo ku ku ku-ku koooooo


Current mood: Canadian.

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